“DUMB” (2026)
Artist: ifafira & King Midas of Indonesia
Song Writer: ifafira & King Midas of Indonesia
Concept: A satirical reimagining of the 2003 masterpiece “Numb.”
“DUMB”
Every cake that He bake is a doughy mistake to you
Every step is a zero, a minus, a fake to you
Every trade Homeboy make is always zero revenue
Every war Donnie Boy starts is not wonderful to you
[CHORUS]
I’ve become so DUMB, I can’t get you there
Become so BLANK, so much more unaware
I’m becoming THIS, anything i don’t know
Is be less like Donnie and be more like Biden Joe
He is like Pinocchio, follow where the wind blows
Stuck in the studio in his pajamas and clothes
He have Toy Story set, but weekly go to club of gay
Just like a plastic army at the end of the day
he is thinking like Beavis, his friend is like Butt-Head
They’re sitting on the sofa, wishing Saddam were dead!
His girl’s in a fake Taxi every single day
While he’s watching “Who’s the Father?” and he’s blown away!
[CHORUS]
I’ve become so DUMB, I can’t get you there
Become so BLANK, so much more unaware
I’m becoming THIS, anything i don’t know
Is be less like Donnie and be more like Biden Joe
He want to be Popeye, the sailor man
But he only a delivery guy, live in old van!
MrBeast is his hero, he is the biggest fan
If he’s given a million, he will subscribe all OnlyFans!
And I know… King Midas Indonesia is the star in this show!
But I know… you were moving too slow
With a heavy weight like Tyson that you couldn’t let go!
I’ve become so dumb…
Is this the real life?
Is this just a fantasy?
Nothing else matters…
(Wait… where are my pants?)